In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for always making him laugh. He remarks that God made him a comedian, but he is constantly tickled by the Lord’s comedic timing. He mentions some of the funny moments from God that he witnessed, like a woman he saw trip in the grocery store, and […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF confronts the truth about horoscopes and astrological signs. He says that he grew up being taught that horoscopes are demonic, and not of God, and now he realizes the truth in that teaching. GRIFF says that when he looks at the signs- other than his, of course -he […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF explains that he loves to keep up with maintenance on his “beautiful 13” feet by going to get them done at nail salons. He noticed, however, that the ladies at the salon love to talk about him and other customers in their native language of Vietnamese. So in […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF comes to God with heaven on his mind. He says he heard that heaven had “streets of gold” and was “the land of milk & honey,” a place where we can sit on the right side of the Lord. Inspired by all of this beautiful imagery, he talks […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, he says he comes to the Lord with the gift of interpretation. He says a mosquito has just walked into church with a lot on its little mosquito heart. With the rise of the Zika Virus, and paranoia spreading, this little mosquito feels like his life has been changed […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF asks for a simple covering because he knows he will be faced with a lot of negativity as a fan of the football team that won over the weekend. He talks about how the fans of the losing team tend to spew negative comments about the win in […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF was inspired by Erica Campbell‘s thoughts  about “the good stuff.” He launches into a prayer of gratitude for the “good stuff,” reminiscing about the simpler times, when imagination was employed in order to create things to play with as kids. He talks about these simpler times in contrast […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF comes to God in a “grateful spirit” now that school has started and the kids are out of the house and in their classrooms! He laments about his house full of children and empty of food over the summer, and how much he looks forward to the days […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF is inspired by his own ashy elbows to speak on a product that differs from Satan-Off, his spray product from a previous prayer. Instead, he comes up with the idea of an Anointment cream or a balm for those who “can’t get to a spray.” He also illustrates […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF is inspired to thank God for the ministries in the church. But he’s not talking about the kitchen ministry that feeds everyone delicious food after church, he’s talking about the one that sits at the nape of the neck of all the ladies in the church. He talks […]